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POLICE, CRIME & 999
 
 
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POLICE, ARRESTS & SUSPECTS
 
 
SHAKESPEARE MY BUTT!
 
 
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GALLERY

"A picture's worth a thousand words..."

Alas, there are no photos in the books... but if you're interested, this is some of the people and places from the books.

Glasses

Me, trying to look intelligent. Out-take from the NiCKED magazine photo session.

Naked Girls Reading

The lovely Scarlett Jezebel of Naked Girls Reading did a naked reading of my book on stage in Tasmania as part of their Crime & Punishment season.

Sheriff

A Sheriffs department in Canada starting off their day with a briefing about Police, Arrests & Suspects

Simon and...

From Police, Crime & 999 - if you put your thumb over Paul Simon's face, it looks like Garfunkel has a Cossack style moustache

Sgt Marrow

From Police, Lies & Alibis - Sgt Marrow ...the best Sgt I've had.

Fire incident

From Police, Lies & Alibis - How the incident was reported in the local press, after we saved a family of 7 on Christmas Eve from a house fire.

Barney

Barney - my black labrador - who features in all three books, but stars in Shakespeare My Butt!


John and Barney - Police, Crime & 999

Judge Hall

It's crossed over the pond...Judge Hall from Tennessee presenting copies of the book to his favourite officers

Chief of Police

Tennessee Police Chief Larry Goodwin with Police, Crime & 999

Shakespeare My Butt!

Flyer

The Marsupial Elvis

The Marsupial Elvis - a Thylacine - that started the whole adventure off

Where's Johnny?

Soldier X - the military years

RMP


Whilst Barney was slowly indoctrinated into behaving via my patented 'TEN COMMANDMENTS OF DOG', other less open-minded dogs tried to sabotage the whole process.


Twatt

Some of the places on 'The Place Odyssey' include such places as TWATT

Wetwang

WETWANG (twinned with Twatt)

Shitter

SHITTER (plus Barney the other shitter)

Pity Me

PITY ME (See what I did there? I'm looking sad and pitiful. Awww, forget it)

Gobblers Knob

GOBBLER'S KNOB (No, I don't know who she is. She just waits around looking hopeful)

Crackpot

CRACKPOT (complete with Barney poking out his tongue and Barry the mask)

No place

...and of course ...NO PLACE

Me and the bloke from the Cure

Me and the bloke from the Cure?

SMB HQ

Me and Claire. A post mantlepiecing moment.

Blubberhouses

I said it didn't exist ...but they found it and proved me wrong! Curse them!

Intercourse

add own punchline here

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