GALLERY

Police, Crime & 999

John and Barney - Police, Crime & 999

It's crossed over the pond...Judge Hall from Tennessee presenting copies of the book to his favourite officers

Tennessee Police Chief Larry Goodwin with Police, Crime & 999

Shakespeare My Butt!

The Marsupial Elvis - a Thylacine - that started the whole adventure off

Soldier X - the military years

Whilst Barney was slowly indoctrinated into behaving via my patented 'TEN COMMANDMENTS OF DOG', other less open-minded dogs tried to sabotage the whole process.

Some of the places on 'The Place Odyssey' include such places as TWATT

WETWANG (twinned with Twatt)

SHITTER (plus Barney the other shitter)

PITY ME (See what I did there? I'm looking sad and pitiful. Awww, forget it)

GOBBLER'S KNOB (No, I don't know who she is. She just waits around looking hopeful)

CRACKPOT (complete with Barney poking out his tongue and Barry the mask)

...and of course ...NO PLACE

Me and the bloke from the Cure?

Me and Claire. A post mantlepiecing moment.

I said it didn't exist ...but they found it and proved me wrong! Curse them!

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